for being such a tiny person, i'm pretty loud. i love to laugh. i only clean the house in my underwear, i sing in the shower and i eat popcorn in a weird way. my favourite word is seriously, i pretty much put it in every sentence. i'm extremely shy, but at the same time, really outgoing. i love the rain, it makes me feel like i'm at home. i love to speak madeup french, make up stupid rapsongs, and to sit up all night talking. i always gesture with my hands when i talk, and i am very passionate about comicbook films. when i walk up a flight of stairs, i always walk on my toes, when i get nervous i always need to pee, i like to brush my teeth with warm water, i love to dance on the sofa, and my favourite smells are vanilla, garages, petrol, freshly cut grass, and clorine. i love love love love dr. pepper. i guess you either hate me or love me. oh yeah, and my kid is cooler than you. true story. oh, and i love music. i like tattoos and piercings, have a few myself and i'm always updating my collection. i don't follow back instantly, this is not a competition. if you want me to check out your blog, i will! users online
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Meet Biddy, The Travelling Hedgehog

Those of us who want to travel but do not have the time or the money finally have a solution – we can travel in spirit together with Biddy the hedgehog, a little guy on Instagram whose travel photos are becoming insanely popular.

Toni DeWeese and Tom Unterseher, Biddy’s two loving owners in Oregon, take him on adventures almost every week throughout the Pacific Northwest. He visits mountains, forests, waterfalls, and the occasional donut shop.

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